So get ready parents of two close in age, or parents of two not close in age, or parents of one or parents of three or more.
Just get ready because the phrase it's on like Donkey Kong will one day take on it's actual meaning (ie: there is a gorilla or two loose in my house!) and you need to prepare for injury.
And by prepare, I mean, organize the damn closet. Because there will come a day when you are holding both children as they cry into your ear and need bandaids and ointment. Fumbling around in the closet is just going to bring you to a hysterical place and make you cry, too.
So, get on it, Mama Pants. The next injury is coming in t-minus anytime now.