1- Number of times today I caught poop with a towel before it hit the floor. Not mine.
2 - Number of chin hairs I forget to pluck until the reach an inch at minimum and can pluck themselves.
0 - Articles of clothing my big kid wore today.
4 - Number of nicknames I've been given that have stuck.
1 - Number of drinks named after me.
3.5 - Number of years I have been feeding miniature people with my boobs.
250 - Approximate number of gallons of milk my body has made to feed my kids.
2650 - Amount in dollars saved using cloth diapers.
2 - Number of times a year I need a box of Ho-Hos to feel better.
4 - Number of spilt hands I had once in a game of blackjack.
1975 - The year I exploded onto the scene.
3 - Number of dates it took for me to know that Daddy Pants was The One.
3 - Number of applesauce jars we go through in a week.
16 - Number of months I have been blogging.
8/8/8 - The day of eights is the day we said "let's do this" to wedded bliss.
9 - Number of pajama pants I own.
6 - Number of stretchy yoga pants I own.
8 - Times today I have said the words "Please take your finger out of your butt"
900-ish - Number of books I've read in my life.
6 - Number of books I've read in the 3.5 years since becoming a mom.
1 - Number of books I've read since becoming a mom that are not about birth/babies/kids.
100% - How sure I am that I need to rectify that.
.25 - Number of times my kids shared today.
1 - Number of sexy-time dreams I've had about Journey's Steve Perry except it wasn't really Steve Perry and looked more like Ryan Gosling but in the dream he was Steve Perry and he loved me.
95% - The likelihood that I will be the first to fall asleep at your party.
13 - The number of Laydeez that belong to me and I to them.
5 - Number of teeth left for Plum to cut and we can finally be done with the torture of teething for like EVER!
5 - Approximate number of times a day that I think about those I love that have left this life.
2 - Estimated number of dinners I ruin per week.
146 - Rough estimate of the number of photographs out there that could ruin my political aspirations.
82 - Estimated amount of times I've seen Moulin Rouge and A Walk on the Moon combined.
4 - Number of times I have watched all 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer from beginning to end.
19.25 - Number of years I have been out of high school (OMG. And also, OMG!).
33 - The age I finally became a mama.
150 - The age I plan on dying.
37.38 - My age right this second.
37.38 - 150
The time I will live this life all the way to the next level.
Hanging on tight to my loves and rocking some sweet yoga pants.
It's gonna be amazeballs. And I know this because it already is.