If you are a fan of The Family Pants on Facebook then you've already met this little screwball. But for those of you that are not...why aren't you? Go right now and like our page and stop the madness! Uuuuh, I mean, I thought that I'd officially introduce her to you here.
Her name is Gloria Anne Puppy Pants. But you can feel free to call her Gloria, GWARia, Glory Glory Hallelujah, Gloria Loring, Gloria Stienhambone, Baby Bean Halloween, Big Little Long Legs, Gloweeya Gaynor or Pupsatucky.
Basically this little ankle-nipper may never know her real name. But whatever. She's a gem. She'll deal with it like a champ.
So, yes, sure, my intention was to get an older and calmer dog but you know what? I never think shit through so why start now? I saw her picture and immediately packed up the entire Family Pants to go meet her. When we arrived, things were not what they advertised. Miss Gloria Sweetie Face was surely not the bulldog she was advertised to be. And her "rescue" situation was sketchy at best.
Didn't matter. She was coming home with us even if she was half parakeet. Because holy oh my gourd...look at her wittle face!
You might think that we got a puppy to fill a void due to the lack of new babies in this family aaaaand you would be so right. Duh. I pined for a baby to tickle, make goo goo faces at and break out my Elmo impression for.
And lest you think I'm the only one in love with Glorina Bumblina, trust that I am not.
Not even close...
So, please welcome Ms. Gloria Ghoulia to The Family Pants. It's so official that she even has her own bio now.
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xoxo, Mama Pants