Who Are These Pants People?
Daddy Pants is a chef (score!) and master blackjack player. He enjoys gaming, wrestling with children so he can win, groundhogs, and making yummy food. He will also watch terrible 80's movies with you if you are so inclined. He is an avid tie-dye wearer and strongly believes in mixing metaphors. He one day hopes to fulfill his lifelong dream of winning the lottery. He does dishes, cooks and does laundry. This makes him awesome and very popular in this house. He is the one that has always understood Mr. Pants on a level that no one ever could. Here's a little story about that. This dude is the love of my life and I'd be lost without his crazy town antics.
Mr. Pants is six years old and full of awesome. He enjoys running, spinning, climbing, using stuffed animals to speak on his behalf, and learning to read. Other activities include, but are not limited to, the herky-jerky, reciting entire episodes of Thomas The Tank Engine, wearing muscle shirts, Legos!!!, being amazed and actively campaigning for the dark side of The Force. He is kind, funny and cool. And he will blow your mind with his deep conversation. He can dance better than Michael Jackson and he STILL has no time for silly things like eating food. We have been on a journey with this little dude since May of 2011 to discover what it is that makes him tick. Hint: There are so many things. You can find his story all over this blog. Start here and then here. What about here? Also here and here.
Ms. Plum is 4 years old and enjoys laughing, farting, speaking in a southern accent, dancing like the star she is, drawing on her face and raising her kittens. An expert photobomber, She is no longer content to watch her brother's antics and be adorable. She wants in on the action (Save us!). Performing dance routines for strangers in stores is her latest achievement. The loves of her life are pineapple and avocados. She has lost her gargantu-baby chub and that is depressing. She is the great equalizer in this family. She is calm and cool and no one is sure where she gets that from. But that doesn't mean she's a door mat. This girl has figured us all out and it is my suspicion that she actually controls us. She has more style in her pinkie than the rest of us have combined. It's about to get all kinds of crazy in this house as she grows up. Her and Mr. Pants are the best of friends while kicking each others butts up down and all around. Here's some love for Plum. And also here.
Gloria Anne Puppy Pants
Glory Glory Hallelujah was born on May 5th, 2014 and came home to The Family Pants at 11 weeks old. She enjoys licking her butt and then your face. Other skills include; farting in her sleep, eating too fast and noticing all the birds. She is an excellent nursemaid to her human brother and sister and cares for them deeply. Her recent failures include not being able to catch any squirrels or bunnies. This is greatly disappointing for her. She is currently on probation for murdering the couch. May it rest in peace. Here is her first post.
Frogs and Stars Kitten Pants
The final additions to The Family Pants arrived in June of 2015. These two brother cats are pretty great. They enjoy trying to sit on my lap when I'm peeing, brutally murdering mice, sleeping on top of each other in boxes and napping under furniture. They also enjoy napping in the bookcase, windowsills, on the stairs and in the Christmas tree. Frogs (named by Pants) is a less likely to enjoy your company and Stars (named by Plum) is a bit of a love-a-sauras. Like to the extreme. He is incapable of not trying to sit on your head and kiss you.